I hope this is true. Does Jesus really come with you in the light when you die?

Not if Magnums has anything to do with it.I hope this is true. Does Jesus really come with you in the light when you die?
Funny, this could also mean magnum condoms and would fit in with this as well.

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I hope this is true. Does Jesus really come with you in the light when you die?
Not sure, if they had kids it was before my time. Speaking of kids, I think I'm having mine today.

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Cuntgrats LHC.





No, Magnums and Cheese Zits never had kids. My guess is Mary picked up something nasty in her hooking days that made her infertile.

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You brain becomes starved of oxygen as you die. One of the effects of this oxygen starvation is that you get tunnel vision, your optic nerves become over stimulated (everything goes bright) and you hallucinate.








Those are facts that can be replicated at high Gs or high altitude.








There is zero indication that Jesus will come in that hallucination.





Sorry, but reality trumps wishful thinking every time.
It's called Ketamine, a chemical caused by a reaction in your brain after significant oxygen loss. Ketamine causes the appearance of ';religious figures'; in near death experiences. That's why when people see ';Jesus';, it is the white man in the white robe with the brunette hair and beard as they've seen depicted in paintings, because that's what they know of Jesus.





Get it?





Yes, Moony, because some fiction book written by some fundie is the truth. Just like how when Dante Alighieri was bored in prison he wrote ';The Divine Comedy';...just because someone writes it down doesn't make it true.





Or are you really THAT gullible and stupid?
I had a near death experiance and I don't know if it was the media influencing me or divine presence but Jesus did come to me with the light coming from behind him. It was kinda reassuring and i wish I could remember everything about it. Its nice to think about :)
Luke 16:22 says that when the beggar Lazarus died he, ';was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom.';
when you die it will be as sleep till Jesus comes. You will know nothing or be nothing till He comes and gives us our new bodies.
read ';90 Minutes In Heaven'; by Don Piper
Sorry, no. But maybe that's what your mind will hallucinate as it shuts down.
Not if you're a hellbound sinner.
Is this a '; Moth to the Flame'; Question?
Jesus IS the light.

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