This is a joke - not a true story - hope it makes you laugh :)?

A little girl asked her Mom, ';Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?


Mom replies, ';No, because she is in heat.';


';What's that mean?'; asked the child.


';Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.';


So, the little girl goes to the garage and says, ';Dad, may I take Muffin for a walk around the block? I asked mom, but she said the dog was in heat and to come ask you.';


The Dad says, ';Bring Muffin over here.'; He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent; and said ';OK, you can go now, but keep Muffin on the leash and only go one time around the block.'; The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, ';Where's Muffin?';


The little girl said, ';She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, --- so another dog is pushing her home.';This is a joke - not a true story - hope it makes you laugh :)?
Oh gee so funny cracks me up never heard a better one


ha ha ha he he he


oh gee I will be in heat nowThis is a joke - not a true story - hope it makes you laugh :)?
Cute, real cute
lol
Saphead! that isn't funny at all plus it isn't even original.


I think it is vulgarity for the sake of being vulgar.
That's cute, thanks. a good laugh is always in order.
Thanks.
Odd joke... why in the world did you put it in the religion section
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cute.....and funny....


Peace.
funny :D thanks for sharing
LOL. But really in the words of the late great Bob Barker, ';please spay or neuter your pet.';
Nice one..
why is it in R%26amp;S?
LMAO- like it!